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Ocean's Twelve (Widescreen Edition) (2004)
The worst movie ever made
Where do I begin ?
Words can not describe how shockingly bad this movie is. The movie itself is not a sequel and does not in any way attempt to provide a seamless follow-up to Oceans 11.
First up we have a bunch of overpaid posers (Clooney, Pitt etc ) standing around and cracking jokes yet trying to look "important". There is NO script, NO plotline and no attempt by any of the "actors" to make their roles the slightest bit believable. Secondly, the movie is an INCOHERENT MESS with such poor direction one can't help wondering if this movie was produced by a five year old - it is THAT BAD.
To make matters worse, the movie looks like it was shot by an epileptic with a $20 Sony Handycam - it was painfully bad and looked cheap.
I'm sorry to say this is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. It was so sickeningly bad that I walked out of the cinema half way. The ironic thing though is the fact that the "actors" were having the last laugh at the audience - since the heist was on them for being so damn stupid for paying money to see this colossal piece of garbage.
Don't waste your money or time on the DVD no matter how much crap is stuffed on it. I'd rather use is as a frisbee or drink coaster.
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